What a scooter is/ What a scooter isn't - Ranting Alert!

• A scooter is a very useful alternative to a car.
• A scooter is not a motorcycle. Don't think you're as cool as those guys on Harleys.
• A scooter is great for zipping in and out of horrendous Boston traffic.
• A scooter is basically a bicycle with a lawn mower engine.
• A scooter does not help you pick up chicks.
• A scooter is very fuel efficient.
• A scooter has no doors, windows, ceiling, or any protective covering from the elements. Weather.com is your best friend.
• A scooter barely weights over 200 lbs. Buy a big lock.